Learning Logic, Part 2
Thursday, October 16th, 2008
At the school I recently graduated from (yesssssss), we had to do two different Logic certification tests. Logic is a great app, right? Of course it is. But what happens when a disgruntled student who gets through the first test and realizes that the second test (and the second book) is really more of the same?
Here’s what said student believes the second Logic book’s table of contents should read:
Chapter 1: Shit You Already Did In Book 1
Chapter 2: More Shit You Already Did In Book 1
Chapter 3: More Shit You Already Did In Book 1, Part 2
Chapter 4: Key Commands For Shit You Already Know
Chapter 5: All About Disclosure Triangles
Chapter 6: Using The Marquee Tool
Chapter 7: Advanced Template Opening
Chapter 8: Using Time And Pitch Machine To Write A Love Song To Apple
Chapter 9: Consumating Your Marriage To Logic Pro 8
Chapter 10: Browsing Presets
Chapter 11: Finding The Apple Loops Library
Chapter 12: Dragging Apple Loops Into Arranger
Chapter 13: How To Stretch Apple Loops
Chapter 14: How To Compose Using Apple Loops
Chapter 15: Messing Up Your Tempo To Make It Kind Of Fit The Cuts To Your Naruto FMV
Chapter 16: Time Signatures, Key Signatures, And Other Things You’ll Never Use
Chapter 17: Customizing Your Workflow To Integrate MPCs
Chapter 18: Even More Stuff You Already Did In Book 1
Chapter 19: Troubleshooting: Subchapter 1: Your Audio Didn’t Record Because You Didn’t Arm Your Tracks / Subchapter 2: Unclipping Audio That Was Recorded Too Hot
So this may not be “audio news,” but depending on who you are, it’s kind of funny.